brad really needs to stop calling and being adorable over the phone. seriously. i mean i can blame myself for being an idiot and calling him at midnight to wish him a happy new year, but for fuck's sake, he's the one who says shit like, 'i like you, i like you a lot. i'm not gonna say i love you, but i like you,' or 'i like you, do you like me? tell me you like me i want to hear you say it,' or 'we're gonna hang out this weekend, what do you wanna do? we've already been to parties, i'm talking about a date here.' 

sonofafuckingdrunkassmonkey.